What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Said for the guy she hadn't sucked yet, but got carried away and swallowed down his throat

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm